Steve Keith!

Meet, if you will, a man named Steve Keith, a resident of the bustling streets of Hackney, England. He is no ordinary man; instead, he is a peculiar blend of small minded mediocrity and uniqueness. Steve is what some may call a loser, a man whose life seems to drift aimlessly without purpose or ambition. But beneath this façade of insignificance lies an enigmatic secret. You see, Steve Keith possesses special powers. Instead of employing his extraordinary abilities for any grand or noble purpose, he meanders through his days, wasting his powers while adrift in a sea of insignificance; as life unfolds its tapestry of curious events, Steve Keith becomes the epitome of wasted potential.